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#IfTheyGunnedMeDown Confronts How Minority Deaths Are Portrayed In Media

Following the fatal shooting of an unarmed black teen on Saturday, and the ensuing media portrayal of his death, Twitter expressed outrage in the form of a hashtag: #IfTheyGunnedMeDown

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Aries:has no chill
Taurus:has too much chill
Gemini:needs to shut the fuck up
Cancer:won't stop crying
Leo:keeps checking the mirror
Virgo:talks while you listen to your fave song ????
Libra:wears too much makeup
Scorpio:has a boner
Sagittarius:probably snorts paprika for fun
Capricorn:cleans too much or not enough
Aquarius:ditches babies
Pisces:needs rehab

Think about this when you make a negative comment about a girls thick thighs.

fatbodypolitics:

blondesquats:

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.

Now, to give you an example the force required to crush the average watermelon is around 320 pounds as seen below:

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But with using only the power of her god like thighs this is the result:

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And this is why Thick thighs are fucking glorious.

thick thighs crush skulls

YES.

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squided:

lenkagamin-e:

squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.

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bitchnipples:

when someone tries to tell you about sex

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this got 76 more notes than any of my selfies 

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How To Date:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

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when someone tries to tell you about sex

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